Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
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It's official drugs can't kill me
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
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We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level