we have officially lost it.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
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I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
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I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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