she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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