Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
