The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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