Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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