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(908): View more from New Jersey

..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..

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yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...

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(419): View more from Ohio

vegan vag taste different. and not a good different

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either

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(863): View more from Florida

I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.

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(813): View more from Florida

Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!

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(815): View more from Illinois

I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.

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I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.

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