I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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