Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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