i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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