Me too!
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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