Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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