Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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