if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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