He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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