I need help removing her.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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