My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
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Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
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Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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