I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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