I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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