We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
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How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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