It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
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You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
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you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
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