come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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