I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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