ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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