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it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
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Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
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I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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