I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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