Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
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