either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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