i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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