we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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