I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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