in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
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There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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