the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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