Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
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Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
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I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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