Your tits are I can't wait for
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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