You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
ugly people sure do ruin things
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I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
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I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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