Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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