Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
i permit you to call me
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
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