i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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