In the future we'll all be gay
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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