Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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