So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Pooping to opera.
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