The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
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Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
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I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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