you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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