I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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