For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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