also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
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Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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