We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
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No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
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I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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