hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Actions speak louder than pants.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
The chlamydia really affected his face.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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