I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I cut my penus on the lid.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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