its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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